Dear PBS

you suck. No George today?! No Clifford??? Just because its Columbus Day (observed) you think our children don't need wholesome entertainment?! And why couldn't we have celebrated Columbus Day on the actual day? Did we need a Monday off instead of a Friday? Why couldn't it be next Monday, much closer to the actual day? I don't have anything against Columbus, and if he needs a Day, thats fine, but couldn't we actually celebrate it on the date designated? We may be stepping on someone else's holiday, after all.

If you do need an excuse to party toward the end of the week (other than the actual occurrence of Columbus Day), you can always hoist one in celebration of Pulaski Day, on Thursday.