Dear Santa,

It was nice to see you on the train. You're looking very fit: good for you! I say, don't buckle to the peer pressure to conform to a Victorian standard of jolly plumpness. A trim Santa is an inspiration: maybe we can all chow down on cookies once a year and still loose weight. Anyway, I'm sure the Widge will eventually warm up to you. You must admit, your outfit is a bit unique. Handing out candy canes is a good idea: he certainly seemed receptive toward the candy. Since the majority of poll responders believe in you, I can only assume that the Widge, too, will get over his uncertainty and become a staunch supporter of your entire operation.

Once again we've set up and decorated our own tree, so you won't have to worry about that. I've even wrapped most of our gifts, so your job should be easy, as far as the Skiphaus is concerned. The Widge has been good and deserves some lovely gifts; the husband and I have been at least moderately well behaved, which I'm sure you already know. I think we've strengthened our case with diligent diaper-washing, and by paying our bills on time.

Anyway, what I'd like this year is a nice nap, once a week. So if once a week you could arrange for the Widge to be looked after, I could have my nap, and I'd be very grateful, and much nicer next year. I'm sure you can spare an elf, since Mattel and Fisher-Price seem to be making most of the toys these days. Additionally, he'd love to spend some time with a reindeer. I've seen pictures, and they look very fuzzy and not too big. I think he'd be much more inclined to hang out with you next December if he knew you'd set up weekly reindeer playdates. Of course if none of this is possible, you could always pay the electric bill. You wouldn't even need to stop by, just send your check directly to the power company. I'm sure you know our account number, since you see us when we're sleeping, etc.

In conclusion, say hello to Mrs. Claus and the elves and reindeer. Hope your December isn't too stressful, with all those mall appearances. Hope to hear from you soon!
love, Skippy.