Hair Bears

So I've been informed, recently, that my hair, viewed from behind, closely resembles the rear end of a bear. I've never actually studied the back of my head, nor am I especially familiar with ursine hindquarters, but I trust that someone, somewhere is (and I do not envy that individual). At any rate, I've decided that this bear business cannot continue, and I have therefore adjusted the textural quality of my hair. As you can see: